I need other words for “pussy.”  I like “cunt,” but even that gets old.  A lot of the other words simply are not sexy.

  • Fuckhole, hole, box, snatch, slit:  nasty sexy if used in the right context;
  • Twat:  makes me think of a stupid person;
  • Fly catcher:  insulting;
  • Honey pot:  hot but easily slips into cheesy;
  • Gates of Heaven:  lame; if a guy said he wanted to enter my gates of heaven, I’d laugh my ass off, which would probably mess with his hard-on, but if during funny, silly sex it’d be ok;
  • Gash:  maybe, in a really dirty way.

And for the men:  cock and dick are good, of course, but they’re sometimes overused.

  • Fuckstick:  funny;
  • Prick, tool, rod: good, but could easily become silly;
  • Willy, peter:  the penis referred to as either of these is small.

I invite you, my dear readers, to comment with your favorite words for genitalia.  I also want to know your reasons why they’re your favorite words.  Please, be dirty as well as sweet.  I want to know what your depraved minds think, and I want to know the history behind your love of the particular words or phrases.  Comment with the most mundane and most creative, please.  You can use some of the words I’ve used, so long as the story behind your choice is interesting.

The “winner” (which will be arbitrarily determined solely by me) will get a fun dirty (as in sans clothing) image of yours truly.  Additionally, the “winner” will be featured in a a future post.  Right now I’m interested only in words for naughty bits.  If this goes well, in the future there will be more “contests” that will cover other topics.

Please spread the word, as the more responses the more entertaining for me, and y’all.  This “competition” will be open for one week, until I post on Monday, June 15, 2009.  I will make my final decision by Friday, June 19, 2009, and the lucky person will get said dirty picture just in time for a weekend wank.  Comment as many times as you’d like so I have more dirty messages to read.

I swear.  True story.