I’ve picked a winner of the “A Pussy By Any Other Name” contest.  As indicated in the call for comments, I was most interested in the reasoning behind the love for the particular euphemisms.

Since I made it clear that I would determine the winner on my own and for arbitrary reasons, I decided I could be completely frivolous.

There were five front-runners.  At least one I didn’t choose because she’s a close friend of my sister.  I love my sister, and it’s obvious she has excellent taste in ladies, but until I meet this friend in person (Pride is coming up and I do have room at my place–HINT), I don’t feel confident about passing on a dirty photo.

One lady has confirmed she’s coming to town for some sexy fun times.  Really, since she’ll be seeing me in person, should I bother giving her a “free” preview and depriving someone else?  Yeah, didn’t think so.

Another lady has claimed she’ll come to San Francisco (with her boyfriend, yay!) before the end of the year so I don’t see that I should give her a reason not to come visit.

So it was down to two.  I made my final decision on sexiness and grammar:  the person in second place didn’t use the proper there/their/they’re.  There is a reason I have a tag, “words count.”  It’s because words have specific meanings, about which I care very much.

The winner:

Sometimes simple is the way to go. I like the term “it” for both cock and cunt (those being my preferred terms during the sex act or acts); proper usage: “grab it,” “suck it,” or “I can’t fucking wait to taste it.” I also tend to drift off before even getting to a word for the pussy, as in “god damn, i love pounding this fucking…” Language often fails us, and this failure is often more evocative than anything we could come up with.

There’s also “wet,” or “that wet,” which is probably just operating on the same idea.

That’s just fucking sexy.

Thank you all for participating.  It’s certainly been titillating making my final decision.

My next contest will involve euphemisms for the butt and the butt hole.  I’ll let y’all know when that fun experiment runs.  In the mean time, please keep reading and thinking.

Also, if you really want to see a dirty pic of me without winning a contest, click that donate button and see if it’s enough to get you on my good side (he he).

I swear.  True story.